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Bulls + Bears

January 4, 2008

Welcome to the big time, University of South Florida football. Now your feel-good athletes are caught up in public divorces, with allegations of cheating in there for good measure, and even the New York Times cares.

I have no idea what’s true and what’s not, if Ben Moffitt is just another chipmunk looking for a new nut, or if their marriage is dissolving because of mutual faults, or something in between. But Ben, remember to give your wife the child support she needs (as she was supporting you through college) when you’re in the NFL (he’s listed by Mel Kiper as the fourth-best inside linebacker in the current NFL draft class, though most of the underclassmen have not yet declared for the draft). Don’t follow the Brian Urlacher model of parenting. While you’re at it, don’t mess with Paris Hilton or similar do-nothing socialites either.

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